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holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

Good news for you: I’m done with finals, so I have a lot of time on my hands. I also work as a Real-Life Writing Tutor, trained by people with fancy PhDs. 

Since I’m done with that job for the summer, I need some way to bring in money to pay for my insulin until I go back to school in the fall, so I figured I’d sell my services to tumblr. 

I offer tutoring sessions as short as one hour, or as long as you’d like. I can usually make decent progress on an average-length (2-4 page) paper in 1 hour. Here are the rates for online tutoring:

First 0 mins - 1 hour: $15
Each subsequent hour: $8 per hour ($8 is Florida minimum wage rounded to the nearest dollar.) 

I will also proofread/copyedit your paper. Basically, you send me your finished paper, and I will read through it on my own and correct grammatical errors, comma abuse, spelling errors, or citation mistakes. I can do this for APA or MLA formats, and only for people writing in American English. 

The rate for proofreading is $12 per hour. I generally get through 3 pages per hour, but if there are a lot of mistakes, it could take longer.

I can tutor you in writing papers on any subject (ie, a research paper in APA format for your psych course) as well as creative writing and poetry.

Send me an ask if you’re interested and please boost the hell out of this signal. Thanks!

Okay, so finals are probably done for most of you, but the offer still stands!

And if you don’t want/need writing help, but still want to help me pay for college in the fall, you might want to consider donating to my college fund. B) Thanks!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!

holdontoyourassbutts:

I’m supposed to transfer to a new college in the fall, and I’ll hopefully be able to finally get out of the psychologically unhealthy environment I’ve been stuck in for the last two years. 

Unfortunately, some unexpected expenses have appeared in addition to my usual medical bills, prescriptions, and food costs. The job I had during school ended for the summer, so I’m pretty much broke for the next several months. Every dollar I have left is already allocated for some bill or fee, and I still have a list of things I need to pay for in order to get out of this house and move into a dorm at college, where I should be able to find a new job fairly easily.

I need to raise roughly $400 (for several transcript fees, a $200 dorm deposit, and money to rent a U-Haul so I can transport my stuff to school because I don’t have a car) as soon as possible. I was hoping my last check would be enough, but like I said, most of these expenses were unexpected. 

I’m asking ya’ll for whatever help you can offer, be it in the form of donations, patronage, or a simple reblog to get the word out.

I’ve set up a Paypal account if you want to donate; anything you can spare will help, even if it’s just a few dollars. Here is the link.

I also offer tutoring services in essay and creative writing. I have been trained by professional English professors, and I have tons of experience working in any subject, any type of essay, MLA and APA formats, literally anything. Here’s a link to more information.

I appreciate any help or business you can offer. Thank you!