February 2012
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tw violence threat
my mom threatened to punch me in the face because i’m not in an overly cheerful and chipper mood today
which is probably due to the fact that i live with three cranky senior citizens, have been sick for three weeks, and had to chauffeur my mom around for five hours today
but whatever i ought to smile and be pleasant anyway because i exist to please others
so yeah my mom was like...
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i remember when I was little and I was like i’m never going to ever do drugs
hahah xD
when i was 14 my guidance counselor wanted this guy zach and me to be ambassadors at some sort of anti-drug conference thing for young people who are “adamant about living drug-free”
and i was like no thanks bc social anxiety
and...
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somebody do my math for me
this is so tedious
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
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brienne—of—tarth ha contestado a tu foto: i am looking so handsome and also my shirt …
excuse u dont expose urself on the internet without the wife’s consent >:|
don’t worry i saved the best ones 4 u
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brienne—of—tarth ha contestado a tu foto: how the FUCK DOES MY HAIR DO THIS there’s just…
well u should have listened 2 me
u know how difficult that is
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i’m supposed to go back to work tomorrow but i still feel like shit and i have the most absurd cough still but if i call in sick again i’m going to feel like a total douche bc i sort of promised i’d be back tomorrow
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“Really, conservatives just hate women. They resent the fact that we work, go to...”
– hunnichild (via brienne—of—tarth)
This whole idea that supporting the use of contraception or abortion is somehow in line with women’s rights just doesn’t make sense to me. It says, look, men can have sex without getting pregnant, so in order to be equal in society to men, women also need to be...
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oh my god my little sister and my mom just got in a fight and my little sister started crying and my mom got in her face and yelled at her and my sister screamed “YOU SPAT ON ME” and picked up her grilled cheese and pulled apart the two pieces of bread and stuck the cheesy part on my mom’s face this just happened in front of my very own eyes adfghgnj;k this is the best day of my...
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talkin' 'bout sick pets
my dog willie is sick and he won’t eat, so we have to almost force feed him in a way (we have to hold his mouth open and put the food in his mouth, but he usually swallows it on his own)
and it’s really terrible
and sometimes he won’t swallow and he just spits the food out
and i get really frustrated and decide to stop trying to feed him for an hour or two
and my mom gets...
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waiting for pizza to cook is the single most excruciating experience on earth
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mom and a friend of mine start discussing their religious beliefs on a status i made about “wtf is ash wednesday”
respond with “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
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i was doing my math homework and there was this equation and we were supposed to solve for x to find out this dude’s approximate age
and i couldn’t figure it out so i just typed 45 in the answer box so i could get a different question to answer
and it was right
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treebeards:
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brienne—of—tarth ha contestado a tu foto: Tumblr Crushes: brienne—of—tarth thebattricycle …
every time i see this gif i want to clap like that
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missedtheopportunity asked: #pictures of people eating I love you for this tag.
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talkin' bout therapy and asexuality
man i’ve been thinking about my upcoming therapy appointment
and how my sexuality will undoubtedly be a topic of discussion eventually
and how i’ll have to be like “i don’t actually have one. i have literally no desire to do anything beyond kissing with anyone, and i am totally okay with that.”
or lie
i might just lie
i have a very typical sex drive and have had...
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sometimes i think about the fact that the rest of my life is going to be nothing but work and bills and worrying about whether or not i can afford next month’s prescriptions and more work and work and work
and i get really depressed and want to melt into a puddle
i should have partied a lot more in high school
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so i started typing my discussion post for international politics, but i didn’t give two shits nor did i have any idea what the shit i was talking about so
i just kind of stopped typing and posted it as-is
there was literally no train of thought
no point
i don’t know if there were even thought-train tracks
i don’t even remember what i typed tbh
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so i’m reading about ~democratic peace theory~ in my int. pol. book
and it basically sounds like “we need to fight everyone and force them to be just like us so they won’t want to fight us”
sounds legit
i wonder if my classmates notice that all of my discussion posts are made at absurd hours of the morning
the first one, a few weeks ago, was posted at 2:34am
last week’s was posted at 4:03am
i probably won’t get around to posting tonight’s until 2 or 3am
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i’ve been staring at the first page of this chapter for like fifteen minutes, and the only thing i can remember thinking is “i need more pencils because the ones i got at office depot a few months ago really aren’t as good quality as the last pencils i bought.”
i don’t even remember what this chapter is supposed to be about
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apparently, we’re skipping the chapter on feminism in my international politics class